1. "A Pleasant Light Sauce" means "soy sauce".
2. A "B" in the window might not be because of the food; it might be because of the opaque fish tank.
3. Lime juice dressing on iceberg lettuce does not a salad make.
4. A women's restroom can double as a cleaning supplies closet.
5. When a Thai woman stares you in the eye for more than 5 seconds, she's ready to take your order.