Monday, February 23, 2009

Oscar Night Summed up in Bullet Points

  • Hugh Jackman, fun and funny and sings and dances and should stop wearing shirts.
  • The presenters were all, for the most part, fun and entertaining.
  • Heath Ledger? Sobbed.
  • Penelope Cruz: No idea what she said.
  • Steve Martin and Tina Fey should reproduce even if they're not attracted to each other.
  • Excuse me, Brangelina? Wipe that smirk off your face.
  • Meryl Streep is my idol in every way and always will be.
  • Kate Winslett is gloriously British.
  • Hey Sean Penn, way to admit you're an asshole.
  • Slumdog Millionaire...we get it.
And finally...
  • Beyonce, once again, ruined EVERYTHING.

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