Oscar Night Summed up in Bullet Points

• Hugh Jackman, fun and funny and sings and dances and should stop wearing shirts.
  
• The presenters were all, for the most part, fun and entertaining.
• Heath Ledger? Sobbed.
• Penelope Cruz: No idea what she said.
• Steve Martin and Tina Fey should reproduce even if they're not attracted to each other.
• Excuse me, Brangelina? Wipe that smirk off your face.
• Meryl Streep is my idol in every way and always will be.
• Kate Winslett is gloriously British.
• Hey Sean Penn, way to admit you're an asshole.
• Slumdog Millionaire...we get it.

And finally...

• Beyonce, once again, ruined EVERYTHING.