Sunday, February 22, 2009


How to put together an Ikea bed

Step 1: Sort all of the hardware and put it in like categories.

Step 2: Kindly ask Charlie to find another place to
sleep so as not to ruin the piles it took you 25 minutes to make and count.

Step 3: Completely lose your mind building, taking apart, and rebuilding parts of the bed.

Step 4: Decide it is time for a beer, a martini (in a spill-resistant glass), and some fresh eyes, focused and ready for a re-read of the directions.

Step 5: Find an amazing sense of determination and craftsmanship after getting loaded and decide building an Ikea bed is way fun and even sexy at times.

Step 6: Viola. Pass out in your new bed only to wake up with no idea where you are or why there are so many screws on the ground.

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