How to put together an Ikea bed
Step 1: Sort all of the hardware and put it in like categories.
Step 2: Kindly ask Charlie to find another place to
sleep so as not to ruin the piles it took you 25 minutes to make and count.
Step 3: Completely lose your mind building, taking apart, and rebuilding parts of the bed.
Step 4: Decide it is time for a beer, a martini (in a spill-resistant glass), and some fresh eyes, focused and ready for a re-read of the directions.
Step 5: Find an amazing sense of determination and craftsmanship after getting loaded and decide building an Ikea bed is way fun and even sexy at times.
Step 6: Viola. Pass out in your new bed only to wake up with no idea where you are or why there are so many screws on the ground.