I'm Not Pregnant

"Have you made a lot of friends here in Jacksonville?
"Well, we've made a few. It's a hard place to meet people."
"Oh, you'll meet plenty of people when you have kids."
"I'm not pregnant..."

"Have you seen these swaddlers?! You are going to love these."
"I'm not pregnant..."

"What do you think about banking cord blood?"
"I think it's emotional blackmail."
"Really? So you're not going to bank yours?"
"I'm not pregnant..."

"Well, what are you guys going to do with the cars if you have more then 2 kids?"
"I'm not pregnant..."