Did you know being pregnant can give you that same feeling without so much as a egg roll? It's what I like to call "a pregnancy butt-kicking". Despite the fact that babies hang out in a nice sac of water and sometimes make their mommies' bellies jiggle and wobble, they still have incredible reach. Is it a foot? It is a hand? I don't know, but it's pounding down DIRECTLY onto my anus. And after a cold glass of water, a sugary snack, and several changes in position, there is no end to the butt-kicking. How does he even reach down there? Is he trying to get out and got lost after a detour near my pancreas? WHAT IS SO INTERESTING ABOUT KICKING THAT SPOT? The kicking is adorable, don't get me wrong. But someone should really tell you about how far down these kids can swim.