Starbucks Guy: What can I get for you?
Me: Hi. I'll have a fruit juice and a bran muffin.
Starbucks Guy: Going anywhere special for the weekend?
Me: Me? No. Just passing through.
Starbucks Guy: Oh. Where's home?
Me: No, I mean, this is home. Just passing through Starbucks.
Starbucks Guy: Got it. Meeting your boyfriend here?
Me: No. No, I'm married.
Starbucks Guy: Oh, sorry, didn't see the ring. Everyone always tell me they're meeting their boyfriends here and I'm always like damn, so you're my first that's not meeting a boyfriend today.
Starbucks Guy: Yeah...and you're married. Have a good day.
Me: You too!
I'm not sure if that technically counts as getting hit on, but I'll take it.