(David and Erin are watching 48 Hours Mystery)
Erin: Do you promise to never kill me?
Erin: And do you promise to tell me if you ever did think about killing me?
Erin: Good, because if you did kill me, I would just come back and make super sure that you went to jail forever and had to share a cell with someone who is big and scary and smelly and likes boys.
Dave: Are you going to finish your sweet potatoes?
Erin: No. You can have them.